Venomshank

About the venomshank
Only the most MLG of memes can handle the dank memes of the venomshank. It can do over 9999999999+ damage to ANYTHING. Currently, MLG Doge locked the venomshank away somewhere deep in meme planet.

The Legend of the Venomshank
Long ago, there was a crazy scientist who tried to combine 2 of the most powerful materials, MLG and Learningite together. Surprisingly, it worked, and created a sword that only the chosen ones can hold. Who are the chosen ones you ask? It's a secret, but you'll find out later. The scientist touched the sword, and he was vaporized with 9999999999999 damage. Legends say he may be still alive, but horribly deformed and mutated.

The venomshank gets purified
Gaben heard of the sword, so he quickly rode a half life 3 to the Venom Dungeon, where it was apparently located. Gaben found a rusty sword sitting in a rusty box, but he thought it was a steam sale so he snatched the Venomshank, but it started glowing. Suddenly, all the learningite seemed to suddenly fade and transform to MLG as Gaben felt a strong surge of energy. Just then, Edmodo floated from nowhere and sp00ped the frisk out of Gabe! Gabe swung the Venomshank and '''POW! '''Edmodo went flying right into a pit of acid.

To be continued