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WARNING THIS PASTA MAY BE TOO BIZZARRE

ONE DAY I WENT ON ROBLOX THEN JOHN CENA PUNCHED A WIKIA CONTRIBUTOR IN THE TESTICLES THEN ME AND THE POPULATION OF WEST VIRGINIA ARE LAUGHING AND THEN A GUEST JOINS THE SERVER SO WE ALL START SHOOTING HIM THEN SQUIDWARD APPEARS AND FARTS MARSHMALLOWS AND THEN EXPANDS HIS ANUS BIG ENOUGH TO FIT HIS 20 KILOMETER SAUSAGE IN THERE BUT HIS ANUS SUCKS SPONGEBOB AND SANIC INTO IT THEN HE EXPLODES SO EVERYONE ON ROBLOX RUNS TO TROLLPASTA WIKI TO TAKE SHELTER THEN AN EPISODE OF WORDWORLD COMES ON BUT IT WAS A LOST EPISODE SO I NUKE THE TV AND DOGES APPEAR SO THEY CAN GRANT US 420 WISHES I WISH FOR INFINITE WISHES AND NOW I AM KING OF THE WORLD I CAN DO ANYTHING I WILL KILL THE ENTIRE POPULATION OF [INSERT YOUR ADDRESS HERE] AND YOU'RE NEXT

2xninto.exe
Ok, so one day I was on Trollpasta Wiki, then i saw 2 of my wonderful pastas up for deletion. I wondered why, because they were so good.

But then I looked at "recent wiki activity" and I saw none other than 2xninto.

He put my best stories up for deletion!

I thought it was a joke, but it wasn't.

I heard a voice coming from the room across the hallway.

I looked inside, and there was a plushie of 2xninto. Just a plushie, laying on the desk.

There was a groaning sound coming from that same plushie and I took it, threw it in the trash, then went back to Trollpasta Wiki.

I heard even more noises coming from outside and I wondered if it was just that annoying doge or not.

It wasn't.

It was the same plushie, this time with bloodshot eyes.

I took it, lit it on fire, and yelled OUT OF THIS HOUSE OUT OF THIS HOUSE OUT OF THIS HOUSE

AND THEN A SKELETON POPPED OUT